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Wel-Cum To The New Generation!

Now that the Mayan calendar is obsolete, and you’ve survived the non-pocalypse… we have an announcement to make.  The Natural Selection Store is cummin’ at you faster than climate change!  Kayvon will bring you eco-aware and ethical threads for fems … Continue reading

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Meet Your Martyr

As the #antiapocalypse approaches… We here at #NaturalSelection prepare for the #NewGeneration. Meet your martyr: As Kayvon says, “Why be the next Marc Jacobs when you can be the next Charles Darwin?” #Growingnaturalselection

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Fear The Fedora

Fedoras are everywhere. Fedoras are NOT your friend. Fear the fedora. Freddy Krueger made them scary and Indiana Jones made it sexy, but hot blonde tryster-hipsters make them an unfortunate staple in their crappy closets. Ever since the invention of … Continue reading

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Wel-cum to Natural Selection: Survival of the Stylish

Hipsterdom-dumb is d@ new mainstream! If you ain’t hip, you’re just a nowie. …Or worse- a thenbie: Those thenbies are so then-y that they’re ewies! Ew, emosters are the worst form of thenbies…. Oh, shit… Forgot about GOTHSTERS!  Gothsters are … Continue reading

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Coming Soon…

Matt McLean brings you the truth behind mania, psychosis, and what it feels like to think you were born a prophet to the New Generation. Birdman (not the rapper) brings you the mind-boggling buzz from behind bars… And what it’s … Continue reading

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What Wouldn’t Anna Wintour Do?

Wouldn’t this top be so0o0o much fun-er with this bottom- swapped with these subtle shoes that match the coat? Too much white in the look below, I think.  Paired with denim?  Muahzzz. This next person with ta-tas is a newster … Continue reading

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Hipster Biology 101

OK, clazz- Sit tight for biology of a New Generation. There are two types of fungus:  Those who have style and those who don’t.  A hipster is a fungus that dresses hip but is devoid of good morals, politics, and … Continue reading

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