Author Archives: James Dwynn

Eyebrow Accessories

You might notice on the street, or caught a glimpse of a group of ’em at a recent rock show: avantgardsters- those post-hipster, blog-age club kid-esque individuals that glue this n’ thats to their face as part of their fashion-forward … Continue reading

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Phylogeny Of Fashion Explained

RU a fungi? Hopefully not. Maybz, you’re a pretty plant. U could be an awesome animal or a fascist fashion dinosaur… Lots’a people ask me: “What am I?” The whole point of Natural Selection is for you to decide for … Continue reading

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How To Have Style For Men

A whole lotta “straight” cis-gendered men ask me, “How do guys develop style?” Here’s my answer: Ok, dude, FUCKIN’ REALIZE that you were once a little boy TOUCHING OTHER LITTLE BOYS in your treehouse (or whatever) and STOP the INTERNALIZED … Continue reading

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How To Have Style

Sum boi once told me, “Style should appear effortless.” Butt, lookin’ like you didn’t try too hard to get dressed takes a whole lotta’ fuckin’ effort. Let’s look at a quick n’ easy way to formulate an outfit- step by … Continue reading

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Worship Celebrity

Christianity’s a fallacy Vanity’s our prophecy Worship celebrity World devoid of lord… Shepherd or warlord? Worship celebrity Holy is inequity World devoid of lord Dear Jesus Christ, I’m the antichrist Here is my word To the lord: Satan, I pray … Continue reading

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Why Do Hipsters Stink?

Where do hipsters come from? And, why do they stink? You could say the hipster is just a result of the Internet, and just another piece of history repeating… But who are the true people that did this all before … Continue reading

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All Animals Exposed

Fungi-hipsters with plenty-o-money to spend on clothes become fashion dinosaurs. They’re hardly animals at all. Fashion dinos come in all different shapes n’ sizes n’ situations.  A fashion dinosaur is a common breed around fashion students/designers/moguls… But a meat-eating fashion … Continue reading

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Dressing Beyond The Binary

You get up, probably shower, hopefully brush your teeth, pick pieces from your wardrobe, and head out the door almost every day. This habitual set of happenings seems to be sacred everyone around the first world.  There are other ways … Continue reading

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Trendsters- Plants and Fungi

New word for the natural selection dicktionary, lil Darwins…  Break out your number two pencils because it’s time to talk about a new vocab word: trendster. What is a trendster?  A trendster is someone that’s the opposite of a trendsetter. … Continue reading

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Dear Fashion

Dear Fashion- You are my lover and my weapon. You’ve seen at the highest highs and lowest lows. Sometimes, I have to leave you to shower, change, or rebuild an outfit. I know you will always be there when I … Continue reading

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Fast Fashion

Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem: Fast Fashion Hipsters are crude; Wearing Ugg boots is rude. In a newster way, Make a straight boy look gay. Glue some shit to your face- In an avantagardster case. Damn, who you … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, Or Fungus?

Hey there boyz, girlz, n’ or queerz… In store for ya today is a fabulous game of plant, animal, or fungus! I’ll give you hints as to what branch of the Phylogeny of Fashion the following person belongs.  By the … Continue reading

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