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Author Archives: Kayvon
Most Companies Fail. As Did This One. RIP, NaturalSelection.net RIP, Charlie D.
Hey y’all. We’ve reduced our prices and though, thanks to bureaucracy of banks, our store is currently $TILL under funstruction, you can hit us up for clothing by visiting our Etsy Store. Or, just contact us.
When I gazed over my shoulder on that sunny September afternoon, I spotted the paparazzi- fully equipped with his wide-angle lens. Was the bastard taking my picture? I gave him the hairy eyeball and went off. I thought little of … Continue reading
Break out your number 2 pencils, lil Darwins, ‘cuz it’z time for a vocabulary lesson. Add this to your Natural Selection Dicktionary… Femster/Butchster. Butchster (Buh-tsch-st-er)- a plant, animal, or fungi that uses “masculine” (whatever that means) clothing to present themselves … Continue reading
I am an artist by nature, garment designer by trade, entrepreneur by mistake, and performance artist by personality. The relics of jail, psychiatric facilities, my childhood, time on stage, and eye for fashion divides the selves into tangible parts. Some … Continue reading
Newster- An animal of a dresser that is so0o0o in touch with the New Generation that they have their own unique style. Futurester- A futuristic Newster.
The three things you oughtta wear this summer are silly hats, bold prints, and interesting textures.
The futuresters/avantgardsters/newsters/quirksters are multiplying. So are the rabbits. So is the roadkill. Careful drivin round them, those silly animals… Don’t worry, I survived.
Here’s a look created by Kayvon for Natural Selection. Super-High-Waisted Shorts (jeans coming eventch), NatSel Logo T, Leg-O-Mutton Sleeve Shrug, and a headpiece make for a great outfit to kill yourself in!
Hey, Lil Darwinz. I need help! I’m going to a meeting with other entrepreneurs and maybz even some venture capitalists (news about that to come) and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR! Should I dress quirkster? Should I make a … Continue reading
Unveiling the self…