Author Archives: Matt McLean

#Daddy Anthropology

What is daddy-ness and why is it sexy all-of-the-sudden? I tell you true: for many years, after coming to terms with my dead daddy issues, I have been “daddy” in bed. I consider it my sexual gender. Sexual gender, not … Continue reading

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The Illuminati Is So Trendy Right Now

Illuminati Illuminati- Why You Always Eyein’ Me? Illuminati Illuminati- New World Order Is What I See Illuminati Illuminati- Drink The Blood n’ Toast to The Illuminati Illuminati- Let’s Wake Up n’ Break Free The illusive illuminati is so0o0o0o trendy right … Continue reading

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Goin’ On A #PurgatoryVACATION

YoYoYo Darwinettes, Natural Selection efforts will temporarily be halted.  I simply NEED a vacation! I will be back shortly and we’ll be in full force. Stay tuned for Kayvon’s fashion show- to be posted so0o0o0o0o0o0o0on Luv, Matthew McLean Here is … Continue reading

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Pig Tale

‘Twas a crisp, fall day when I accidentally diddled a pig. My mother brought our family down to the local homecoming fair. It was one of those iconic New England fairs with hayrides, scarecrow building, face painting, apple crisp, cider, … Continue reading

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Natural Selection- Purgatory Vacation

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Coming Soon…

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Merry X-Mas

Jesus was just an over-hyped bipolar roller. Happy B-Day, Jesus!  Let’s drink wine-blood like alcoholic vampires and eat shitty bread in you honor.

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The Curse Of Ingenuity

Bipolar disorder is a disabling mood disorder characterized by extreme mood swings, but are creative-types with the diagnostic label more likely to be genius?  This is an empowering train of thought for those smacked with the side effects of something … Continue reading

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Notez From A Psych Wardster Pt. 15

Pre- Hospitalization #1: I never knew the word “hipster” before moving to New York.  It confused the shit out of me.  When I moved to NYC at the ripe age of 18, I had the art kid style: skinny jeans, … Continue reading

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Notez From A Psych Wardster Pt. 14

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Purgatory Vacation

(Work In Progrezz)

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Notez From A Psych Wardster Pt. 13

Day 10, Hospitalization #4: “10 am: Restless, liable, drew all over his face and hands to represent stigmata, wore flag on foot, aggressive at med window, slept 7 1/2 hours.  Plan: med changes, court date Thursday. 3 pm: No significant … Continue reading

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