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The Illuminati Is So Trendy Right Now

Illuminati Illuminati- Why You Always Eyein’ Me? Illuminati Illuminati- New World Order Is What I See Illuminati Illuminati- Drink The Blood n’ Toast to The Illuminati Illuminati- Let’s Wake Up n’ Break Free The illusive illuminati is so0o0o0o trendy right … Continue reading

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Internet Monopoly ft. Arkman

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Fascist Fashion

Hitler is probably the world’s most influential fashion figure. He had a plan, and it backfired. He had intentions to whiten the world, and he did so- not with death camps… but with hipsterdom. One chooses to conform or rebel … Continue reading

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Evan The Bloggorist Meets Another Blogger

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Plant, Animal, Or Fungus?

Hey there boyz, girlz, n’ or queerz… In store for ya today is a fabulous game of plant, animal, or fungus! I’ll give you hints as to what branch of the Phylogeny of Fashion the following person belongs.  By the … Continue reading

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Bloggorist Warning From Evan

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The Grubster/Creepster Landlord

Check out this grubster landlord get all creepster on the nowies.  Enjoy, lil Darwins.    

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The Googlement has taken over the web!

Scared of the Googlement like I am? Angry that Scroogle, a nonprofit which performed anonymous Google searches, surrendered to the math machine? Scroogle has officially shut down by its owner, according to online sources. Google was angry with Scroogle for … Continue reading

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#Occupy The Internet

Look at these two hipsters protesting at the #Occupy Wall Street rally.  Do they realize that they’re flagging for oral and anal sex?  Did you know that bandanas mean different things to the gay community? I doubt that these hipsters-wannabe-hiptestors-looking-like-hippiesters … Continue reading

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Hipster Biology 101

OK, clazz- Sit tight for biology of a New Generation. There are two types of fungus:  Those who have style and those who don’t.  A hipster is a fungus that dresses hip but is devoid of good morals, politics, and … Continue reading

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