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Meet Your Martyr

As the #antiapocalypse approaches… We here at #NaturalSelection prepare for the #NewGeneration. Meet your martyr: As Kayvon says, “Why be the next Marc Jacobs when you can be the next Charles Darwin?” #Growingnaturalselection

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Fast Fashion

Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem: Fast Fashion Hipsters are crude; Wearing Ugg boots is rude. In a newster way, Make a straight boy look gay. Glue some shit to your face- In an avantagardster case. Damn, who you … Continue reading

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Fear The Fedora

Fedoras are everywhere. Fedoras are NOT your friend. Fear the fedora. Freddy Krueger made them scary and Indiana Jones made it sexy, but hot blonde tryster-hipsters make them an unfortunate staple in their crappy closets. Ever since the invention of … Continue reading

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Futurester Fashion

Newster- An animal of a dresser that is so0o0o in touch with the New Generation that they have their own unique style.  Futurester- A futuristic Newster.

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Plant, Animal, Or Fungus?

Hey there boyz, girlz, n’ or queerz… In store for ya today is a fabulous game of plant, animal, or fungus! I’ll give you hints as to what branch of the Phylogeny of Fashion the following person belongs.  By the … Continue reading

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What Does Being A Newster Mean For Summer?

Newsters are an animal in the Phylogeny of Fashion that dress fashion-forward according to the New Generation.  Their style can be crafty, shiny, future-y (which would make that person a futurester)- anything that makes the person’s style new.  Newsters are … Continue reading

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Summer Style Advice With Kayvon

The three things you oughtta wear this summer are silly hats, bold prints, and interesting textures.

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Watch Out For Futuresters

The futuresters/avantgardsters/newsters/quirksters are multiplying.  So are the rabbits.  So is the roadkill.  Careful drivin round them, those silly animals… Don’t worry, I survived.

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Mo’ Clothez…

Here’s a look created by Kayvon for Natural Selection.  Super-High-Waisted Shorts (jeans coming eventch), NatSel Logo T, Leg-O-Mutton Sleeve Shrug, and a headpiece make for a great outfit to kill yourself in!

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Avantgardster Rules

Here are five rules for dressing to turn heads. 1. Plan ahead. Sometimes, in order to pull an avantgardster look off, I plan my outfit a week in advance.  It might take some sewing, glueing, elasticizing, gumming, and fake-uping to … Continue reading

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Transphylogeny

Here at Natural Selection, we’ve said before: you can move from one subcategory in the phylogeny of fashion to the other.  But, nobody is born a plant or an animal.  You’ve been brought up by the Old Generation as a … Continue reading

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Kayvon Is A Bag Fag

Natural Selection will not sell animal products… That said, check out these handbags, clutches, wristlets, and/or purses (whatevz u wanna call ’em) that I pumped out when I was feelin’ sew inclined. If you wanna buy one to support the … Continue reading

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