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A Dozen Looks From Natural Selection

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Price Reduced- Available on Etsy NOW!

Hey y’all. We’ve reduced our prices and though, thanks to bureaucracy of banks, our store is currently $TILL under funstruction, you can hit us up for clothing by visiting our Etsy Store. Or, just contact us.

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The Illuminati Is So Trendy Right Now

Illuminati Illuminati- Why You Always Eyein’ Me? Illuminati Illuminati- New World Order Is What I See Illuminati Illuminati- Drink The Blood n’ Toast to The Illuminati Illuminati- Let’s Wake Up n’ Break Free The illusive illuminati is so0o0o0o trendy right … Continue reading

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Goin’ On A #PurgatoryVACATION

YoYoYo Darwinettes, Natural Selection efforts will temporarily be halted.  I simply NEED a vacation! I will be back shortly and we’ll be in full force. Stay tuned for Kayvon’s fashion show- to be posted so0o0o0o0o0o0o0on Luv, Matthew McLean Here is … Continue reading

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Pig Tale

‘Twas a crisp, fall day when I accidentally diddled a pig. My mother brought our family down to the local homecoming fair. It was one of those iconic New England fairs with hayrides, scarecrow building, face painting, apple crisp, cider, … Continue reading

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D for Don’t. Sorry, Buddy.

When I gazed over my shoulder on that sunny September afternoon, I spotted the paparazzi- fully equipped with his wide-angle lens. Was the bastard taking my picture? I gave him the hairy eyeball and went off.  I thought little of … Continue reading

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Worship Celebrity

Christianity’s a fallacy Vanity’s our prophecy Worship celebrity World devoid of lord… Shepherd or warlord? Worship celebrity Holy is inequity World devoid of lord Dear Jesus Christ, I’m the antichrist Here is my word To the lord: Satan, I pray … Continue reading

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Natural Selection- Purgatory Vacation

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Coming Soon…

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Internet-ification

Thanks to the internet, we can see what’s up ‘round the world.  You can see what your dorky DJ friend is listening to in Denmark, then download it if you dig it.  Maybe one might find a friend frolicking through … Continue reading

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Femsters and Butchsters

Break out your number 2 pencils, lil Darwins, ‘cuz it’z time for a vocabulary lesson.  Add this to your Natural Selection Dicktionary… Femster/Butchster. Butchster (Buh-tsch-st-er)- a plant, animal, or fungi that uses “masculine” (whatever that means) clothing to present themselves … Continue reading

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