If yir a quirkster/prehistorically pretentious fashion dinosaur/avantgardster/ hipster with a curly stache/ nowster, you may get a few- quite a few stares. If yir a fashion animal like me, sum nowies might giggle or whisper at your fabo fashion now n’ then. Here’s what I do to avoid/combat the H8rz:
1. Look real serious/bored always.
This espesh applies to when you are being H8-ed on. If you look like nothing is up, like wearing a million bottle caps or a fox face on your head- you remind the less fashionable that style is so real.
2. Look away real fast.
I like to think of this as the Anna Wintour Turn: Sum1 gives u shit, give ‘em a blank ol’ empathetic stare and look away as if something else has grabbed your attention and that that person is bo-ring. Your fashion > theirs NE wayz.
3. Look back, blankly.
If you stare down the nowies/other less fashionable… Their style penis shrivels right up! So drown them in their cold, shallow, water-ed down style. #stylepenis
4. Call ‘em out!
Someone’s staring at your wardrobe choice. You have more than enough reason to say something. My fav is jus’ throwin out a “What?” And trotting off. You lil’ Darwinz may find a sly “Don’t stare at me!” is a nice accessory to your outfit.
5. Look Confused.
If you play it off like you don’t understand why anyone is H8ing that asserts that you wear shit like that everyday. Look confused when hated upon, tellin’ ‘em that this wardrobe choice is just another day in the life of being you.
Dress freely, lil’ Darwinz! Fuck the H8rz!