Fast Fashion

Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem:

Fast Fashion

Hipsters are crude;

Wearing Ugg boots is rude.

In a newster way,

Make a straight boy look gay.

Glue some shit to your face-

In an avantagardster case.

Damn, who you wearin’?

I’m that dude that’s always starin’.

Fast Fashion

Make sure your colors are clashin’.

Don’t bitch- don’t whine.

Just take your fashion over the line.

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