Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem:
Hipsters are crude;
Wearing Ugg boots is rude.
In a newster way,
Make a straight boy look gay.
Glue some shit to your face-
In an avantagardster case.
Damn, who you wearin’?
I’m that dude that’s always starin’.
Make sure your colors are clashin’.
Don’t bitch- don’t whine.
Just take your fashion over the line.