Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

There’s a fine line between a hipster and a nowster.  Often times it comes down to intellect, talent, morals, taste- anything really.  Here’s an example of a photographer who looks nowster, but is SUCH a hipster based on the fact that he is not a talented artist.  Enjoy the lolzworthy badpix.

Mustaches are so0o0o Old Generation!  The future of facial hair is all about prominent unibrows.

“Oh, No!  You caught me!  I’m no plant nowster- I’m a stinkin’ fungi- hipster!”

This is NOT clever!  I mean, right?

Hipsterpox

Cultural appropriation and a heart to make it okay?

Mo’ hipsterpox.

RayBan!  This hipster is from the burbs of Connecticut (Cha-ching).  Flip a pic upside down?  GENIUS!

How long did this awful hair-don’t take?  Ugh.

So, hipster or nowster?  Talent would make him a nowster, but I’m affraid he’s stuck among the mushrooms in hipsterville.

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