What is a tryster? A tryster is a fungus that tries to be hipster-y. Often, nowies TRY to be hipsters, making them trysters. Sometimes a plant or fungi poses as an avantgardster to go see a show. That would make them trysters. Scenesters are trysters by default because the nature of a scenester is trying to be hipster but stuck in the Old Generation.
Is the following chick a plant, animal, or fungus?
Check out this plant, animal, or fungi’s “cool” fisheye pics. Is fisheye Old Generation or New? Is she a nowie? A tryster? A plant? Hint: She ain’t no animal.
Looks like a hippie stuck in the Old Generation in this fisheye pic.
Baseball caps and bandanas ’round the neck are a fashion faux pas to the max. So are granola-crunchy-munchy necklaces.
Remember: your crew is your most important accessory.
So is this person a plant or FUNGI?
She’s a fungi-thenbie-wannabe-hippie that is a TRYSTER hipster. She’s an ewie to the max.
Hope you enjoyed this round of Plant, Animal, or Fungus… I’m your host: James Dwynn.