Hello, Lil’ Darwinz… Welcome to a fabulous edition of Plant, Animal, or Fungus. I’m your host, James Dwynn.
This is a game where you test your knowledge of the Phylogeny of Fashion.
Whenever a plant or animal throws a party, some fungi-fillers ought to be invited to fill up the dance floor. Can you spot the hipsters, nowies, and thenbies at this part-e?
Where’s the nowie in this picture?
This guy looks hip, butt… is he a fungi-hipster or a newster? His style is very now… so he’s no pastipster. He doesn’t look hip hippy dippy, so I wouldn’t say he’s a hippiester… He could be a hipster, but does he have a good head on his shoulders? He’s not dressed very quirky- deff no quirkster. So… Nowster or Hipster?
He’s cool, helping out a t.p.-ed friend in need. He’s a plant, not a fungus. A nowster.
Guess the above phylogeny.
She is a fashion designer that is very immersive in the world-o-fazhion. That makes her…
A Fashion Dinosaur!
Fashion Dinosaur (fash-on-dine-o-soar)- An animal in the Phylogeny of Fashion that either a. buys a bunch of expensive clothes, b. makes their own clothes, or c. is well-dressed and just into all aspects of fashion.
- Example A: That Parsons chick is such a fashion dinosaur, it’s like girl, you can’t buy style- put down your Gucci bag and pick up a book.
- Example B: Damn, that boy is something else with his weird-ass fashion dinosaur accessories.
- Example C: Look at that cute lil’ fashion dinosaur.