Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

Hello, Lil’ Darwinz…  Welcome to a fabulous edition of Plant, Animal, or Fungus.  I’m your host, James Dwynn.

This is a game where you test your knowledge of the Phylogeny of Fashion.

Whenever a plant or animal throws a party, some fungi-fillers ought to be invited to fill up the dance floor.  Can you spot the hipsters, nowies, and thenbies at this part-e?

Where’s the nowie in this picture?


This guy looks hip, butt… is he a fungi-hipster or a newster?  His style is very now… so he’s no pastipster.  He doesn’t look hip hippy dippy, so I wouldn’t say he’s a hippiester… He could be a hipster, but does he have a good head on his shoulders?  He’s not dressed very quirky- deff no quirkster.  So… Nowster or Hipster?


He’s cool, helping out a t.p.-ed friend in need.  He’s a plant, not a fungus.  A nowster.

Guess the above phylogeny.


She is a fashion designer that is very immersive in the world-o-fazhion.  That makes her…

A Fashion Dinosaur!

Fashion Dinosaur (fash-on-dine-o-soar)- An animal in the Phylogeny of Fashion that either a. buys a bunch of expensive clothes, b. makes their own clothes, or c. is well-dressed and just into all aspects of fashion.

  • Example A: That Parsons chick is such a fashion dinosaur, it’s like girl, you can’t buy style- put down your Gucci bag and pick up a book.
  • Example B: Damn, that boy is something else with his weird-ass fashion dinosaur accessories.
  • Example C: Look at that cute lil’ fashion dinosaur.
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