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Why Do Hipsters Stink?

Where do hipsters come from? And, why do they stink? You could say the hipster is just a result of the Internet, and just another piece of history repeating… But who are the true people that did this all before … Continue reading

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All Animals Exposed

Fungi-hipsters with plenty-o-money to spend on clothes become fashion dinosaurs. They’re hardly animals at all. Fashion dinos come in all different shapes n’ sizes n’ situations.  A fashion dinosaur is a common breed around fashion students/designers/moguls… But a meat-eating fashion … Continue reading

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Fast Fashion

Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem: Fast Fashion Hipsters are crude; Wearing Ugg boots is rude. In a newster way, Make a straight boy look gay. Glue some shit to your face- In an avantagardster case. Damn, who you … Continue reading

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Summer Style Advice With Kayvon

The three things you oughtta wear this summer are silly hats, bold prints, and interesting textures.

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Watch Out For Futuresters

The futuresters/avantgardsters/newsters/quirksters are multiplying.  So are the rabbits.  So is the roadkill.  Careful drivin round them, those silly animals… Don’t worry, I survived.

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Avantgardster Rules

Here are five rules for dressing to turn heads. 1. Plan ahead. Sometimes, in order to pull an avantgardster look off, I plan my outfit a week in advance.  It might take some sewing, glueing, elasticizing, gumming, and fake-uping to … Continue reading

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Pre-Dress

Always plan your outfit the night before, or at least before you shower for the day (or an hour before you dress if you don’t shower, you grimester).  Plan everything down to socks and underpants.  Why?  What if you’re getting … Continue reading

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Meet James Dwynn

Hi I’m James Dwynn.  When I dress to go to a convenient store, I dress fashion-forward.  When I dress to ‘go out’, I dress fashion-future.  Ya see, it’s all about making an entrance and a statement.  Clothes don’t have to … Continue reading

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Dicktionary of NatSel

Confused bi the language we here at Natural Selection use?  Why don’t we grab the NatSel Dicktionary and I’ll explain. Here at Natural Selection, we’ve developed our own language and way of describing style.  It’s a New Generation!  Forget about … Continue reading

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Do’s, Don’ts, n’ Tries

…Butt, are ponchos cultural appropriation or an innocent alternative to jackets? …Maybe she slept with Birdman (not the rapper).  

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