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Eyebrow Accessories

You might notice on the street, or caught a glimpse of a group of ’em at a recent rock show: avantgardsters- those post-hipster, blog-age club kid-esque individuals that glue this n’ thats to their face as part of their fashion-forward … Continue reading

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Phylogeny Of Fashion Explained

RU a fungi? Hopefully not. Maybz, you’re a pretty plant. U could be an awesome animal or a fascist fashion dinosaur… Lots’a people ask me: “What am I?” The whole point of Natural Selection is for you to decide for … Continue reading

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How To Have Style

Sum boi once told me, “Style should appear effortless.” Butt, lookin’ like you didn’t try too hard to get dressed takes a whole lotta’ fuckin’ effort. Let’s look at a quick n’ easy way to formulate an outfit- step by … Continue reading

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D for Don’t. Sorry, Buddy.

When I gazed over my shoulder on that sunny September afternoon, I spotted the paparazzi- fully equipped with his wide-angle lens. Was the bastard taking my picture? I gave him the hairy eyeball and went off.  I thought little of … Continue reading

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Fascist Fashion

Hitler is probably the world’s most influential fashion figure. He had a plan, and it backfired. He had intentions to whiten the world, and he did so- not with death camps… but with hipsterdom. One chooses to conform or rebel … Continue reading

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Dressing Beyond The Binary

You get up, probably shower, hopefully brush your teeth, pick pieces from your wardrobe, and head out the door almost every day. This habitual set of happenings seems to be sacred everyone around the first world.  There are other ways … Continue reading

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Dear Fashion

Dear Fashion- You are my lover and my weapon. You’ve seen at the highest highs and lowest lows. Sometimes, I have to leave you to shower, change, or rebuild an outfit. I know you will always be there when I … Continue reading

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Fear The Fedora

Fedoras are everywhere. Fedoras are NOT your friend. Fear the fedora. Freddy Krueger made them scary and Indiana Jones made it sexy, but hot blonde tryster-hipsters make them an unfortunate staple in their crappy closets. Ever since the invention of … Continue reading

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Mo’ Clothez…

Here’s a look created by Kayvon for Natural Selection.  Super-High-Waisted Shorts (jeans coming eventch), NatSel Logo T, Leg-O-Mutton Sleeve Shrug, and a headpiece make for a great outfit to kill yourself in!

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Avantgardster Rules

Here are five rules for dressing to turn heads. 1. Plan ahead. Sometimes, in order to pull an avantgardster look off, I plan my outfit a week in advance.  It might take some sewing, glueing, elasticizing, gumming, and fake-uping to … Continue reading

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#WardrobeProblems

Hey, Lil Darwinz.  I need help!  I’m going to a meeting with other entrepreneurs and maybz even some venture capitalists (news about that to come) and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR! Should I dress quirkster? Should I make a … Continue reading

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The Art Of Holding A Cigarette

Cigarettes make the perfect accessory to any outfit.  Some say they’ve already found/are finding a cure for cancer, so smoke up!  If you’re a smoker, don’t let it shame you- just make it fabulous!  Here’s a guide to smoking a … Continue reading

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