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Phylogeny Of Fashion Explained

RU a fungi? Hopefully not. Maybz, you’re a pretty plant. U could be an awesome animal or a fascist fashion dinosaur… Lots’a people ask me: “What am I?” The whole point of Natural Selection is for you to decide for … Continue reading

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All Animals Exposed

Fungi-hipsters with plenty-o-money to spend on clothes become fashion dinosaurs. They’re hardly animals at all. Fashion dinos come in all different shapes n’ sizes n’ situations.  A fashion dinosaur is a common breed around fashion students/designers/moguls… But a meat-eating fashion … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, Or Fungus?

Hey there boyz, girlz, n’ or queerz… In store for ya today is a fabulous game of plant, animal, or fungus! I’ll give you hints as to what branch of the Phylogeny of Fashion the following person belongs.  By the … Continue reading

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Transphylogeny

Here at Natural Selection, we’ve said before: you can move from one subcategory in the phylogeny of fashion to the other.  But, nobody is born a plant or an animal.  You’ve been brought up by the Old Generation as a … Continue reading

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Pre-Dress

Always plan your outfit the night before, or at least before you shower for the day (or an hour before you dress if you don’t shower, you grimester).  Plan everything down to socks and underpants.  Why?  What if you’re getting … Continue reading

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Cooltential

New words for the Natural Selection Dicktionary, lil Darwinz… Here’s your new vocab words, take out your No. 2 pencils… cooltential and cooltentious. Cooltential (Cool-ten-shal): A person or thing that has potential to be cool. A person that is cool-ish-ish … Continue reading

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Dicktionary of NatSel

Confused bi the language we here at Natural Selection use?  Why don’t we grab the NatSel Dicktionary and I’ll explain. Here at Natural Selection, we’ve developed our own language and way of describing style.  It’s a New Generation!  Forget about … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

Hello, Lil’ Darwinz…  Welcome to a fabulous edition of Plant, Animal, or Fungus.  I’m your host, James Dwynn. This is a game where you test your knowledge of the Phylogeny of Fashion. Whenever a plant or animal throws a party, … Continue reading

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