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Wel-Cum To The New Generation!

Now that the Mayan calendar is obsolete, and you’ve survived the non-pocalypse… we have an announcement to make.  The Natural Selection Store is cummin’ at you faster than climate change!  Kayvon will bring you eco-aware and ethical threads for fems … Continue reading

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Unibrows Are The New Mustaches

Mustaches are sooo tryster faux-New Generation!  Especially curly-cue mustaches.  What’s the deal with nowies wearing mustaches and making duck faces in poorly edited Facebook pics? What’s the deal with hipsters having curly-cue mustaches for realziez? Mustaches are soo DONE- over … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

What is a tryster?  A tryster is a fungus that tries to be hipster-y.  Often, nowies TRY to be hipsters, making them trysters.  Sometimes a plant or fungi poses as an avantgardster to go see a show.  That would make … Continue reading

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The Googlement has taken over the web!

Scared of the Googlement like I am? Angry that Scroogle, a nonprofit which performed anonymous Google searches, surrendered to the math machine? Scroogle has officially shut down by its owner, according to online sources. Google was angry with Scroogle for … Continue reading

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