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Why Do Hipsters Stink?

Where do hipsters come from? And, why do they stink? You could say the hipster is just a result of the Internet, and just another piece of history repeating… But who are the true people that did this all before … Continue reading

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All Animals Exposed

Fungi-hipsters with plenty-o-money to spend on clothes become fashion dinosaurs. They’re hardly animals at all. Fashion dinos come in all different shapes n’ sizes n’ situations.  A fashion dinosaur is a common breed around fashion students/designers/moguls… But a meat-eating fashion … Continue reading

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Fast Fashion

Ladies, Germs, and/or Fags… Here’s a poem: Fast Fashion Hipsters are crude; Wearing Ugg boots is rude. In a newster way, Make a straight boy look gay. Glue some shit to your face- In an avantagardster case. Damn, who you … Continue reading

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Futurester Fashion

Newster- An animal of a dresser that is so0o0o in touch with the New Generation that they have their own unique style.  Futurester- A futuristic Newster.

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What Does Being A Newster Mean For Summer?

Newsters are an animal in the Phylogeny of Fashion that dress fashion-forward according to the New Generation.  Their style can be crafty, shiny, future-y (which would make that person a futurester)- anything that makes the person’s style new.  Newsters are … Continue reading

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Summer Style Advice With Kayvon

The three things you oughtta wear this summer are silly hats, bold prints, and interesting textures.

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Dicktionary of NatSel

Confused bi the language we here at Natural Selection use?  Why don’t we grab the NatSel Dicktionary and I’ll explain. Here at Natural Selection, we’ve developed our own language and way of describing style.  It’s a New Generation!  Forget about … Continue reading

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