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Transphylogeny

Here at Natural Selection, we’ve said before: you can move from one subcategory in the phylogeny of fashion to the other.  But, nobody is born a plant or an animal.  You’ve been brought up by the Old Generation as a … Continue reading

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Unibrows Are The New Mustaches

Mustaches are sooo tryster faux-New Generation!  Especially curly-cue mustaches.  What’s the deal with nowies wearing mustaches and making duck faces in poorly edited Facebook pics? What’s the deal with hipsters having curly-cue mustaches for realziez? Mustaches are soo DONE- over … Continue reading

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Dicktionary of NatSel

Confused bi the language we here at Natural Selection use?  Why don’t we grab the NatSel Dicktionary and I’ll explain. Here at Natural Selection, we’ve developed our own language and way of describing style.  It’s a New Generation!  Forget about … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

Hello, Lil’ Darwinz…  Welcome to a fabulous edition of Plant, Animal, or Fungus.  I’m your host, James Dwynn. This is a game where you test your knowledge of the Phylogeny of Fashion. Whenever a plant or animal throws a party, … Continue reading

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