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Fascist Fashion

Hitler is probably the world’s most influential fashion figure. He had a plan, and it backfired. He had intentions to whiten the world, and he did so- not with death camps… but with hipsterdom. One chooses to conform or rebel … Continue reading

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Femsters and Butchsters

Break out your number 2 pencils, lil Darwins, ‘cuz it’z time for a vocabulary lesson.  Add this to your Natural Selection Dicktionary… Femster/Butchster. Butchster (Buh-tsch-st-er)- a plant, animal, or fungi that uses “masculine” (whatever that means) clothing to present themselves … Continue reading

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Trendsters- Plants and Fungi

New word for the natural selection dicktionary, lil Darwins…  Break out your number two pencils because it’s time to talk about a new vocab word: trendster. What is a trendster?  A trendster is someone that’s the opposite of a trendsetter. … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, Or Fungus?

Hey there boyz, girlz, n’ or queerz… In store for ya today is a fabulous game of plant, animal, or fungus! I’ll give you hints as to what branch of the Phylogeny of Fashion the following person belongs.  By the … Continue reading

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Plant, Animal, or Fungus?

What is a tryster?  A tryster is a fungus that tries to be hipster-y.  Often, nowies TRY to be hipsters, making them trysters.  Sometimes a plant or fungi poses as an avantgardster to go see a show.  That would make … Continue reading

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Meet James Dwynn

Hi I’m James Dwynn.  When I dress to go to a convenient store, I dress fashion-forward.  When I dress to ‘go out’, I dress fashion-future.  Ya see, it’s all about making an entrance and a statement.  Clothes don’t have to … Continue reading

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Dicktionary of NatSel

Confused bi the language we here at Natural Selection use?  Why don’t we grab the NatSel Dicktionary and I’ll explain. Here at Natural Selection, we’ve developed our own language and way of describing style.  It’s a New Generation!  Forget about … Continue reading

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Wel-cum to Natural Selection: Survival of the Stylish

Hipsterdom-dumb is d@ new mainstream! If you ain’t hip, you’re just a nowie. …Or worse- a thenbie: Those thenbies are so then-y that they’re ewies! Ew, emosters are the worst form of thenbies…. Oh, shit… Forgot about GOTHSTERS!  Gothsters are … Continue reading

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Hipster Biology 101

OK, clazz- Sit tight for biology of a New Generation. There are two types of fungus:  Those who have style and those who don’t.  A hipster is a fungus that dresses hip but is devoid of good morals, politics, and … Continue reading

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