Mustaches are sooo tryster faux-New Generation! Especially curly-cue mustaches. What’s the deal with nowies wearing mustaches and making duck faces in poorly edited Facebook pics?
What’s the deal with hipsters having curly-cue mustaches for realziez?
Mustaches are soo DONE- over n’ out! It’s all about unibrows… I remember in 2007 when people were talking about how staches would soon hit the scene as a trendy staple. I promise: the next big thing is the unibrow. Anwayzies, I think if you have a curly-cue stache, you are deff a fungi-hipster.
If you have a naturally occurring unibrow, you’re probably a hippiester, if you have style, or an Old Generation blandbie. Embrace your extra facial hair! I’ll understand if you haven’t shaven or plucked in awhile, and you wanna add a subtle stache to your ensemble. But enough with the late teens-twenties-ealy thirties people sporting this tired old trend. Let’s leave the curly-cue stache in the Old Generation where it belongs.
The future of facial hair is something that hasn’t been done. Look @ Frida Kahlo… smokin’!
According to the Natural Selection of Style, if style is evolving, new traits are being introduced to our style genome. It’s population control… like leggings, once a new item becomes a staple it goes out of style slowly thereafter. So let’s combine our two brows into one and redefine what it means to look good.